What does my Trader Joe's shopping cart say about me? I consulted my inner therapist and this is her analysis: "The large amount of pre-prepared meals indicates his continual denial, that heating up meals does not equate to cooking meals. The Indian and Mexican food points to an appreciation of travel and an understanding of the dreams and aspirations of foreign cultures (perhaps too, that he has a secret fetish for Vishnu Piñatas). The box of assorted dinner crackers reveals that he still feels like a hapless child, but desires to appear to be a sophisticated adult who knows how to entertain. The bottles of booze (Coppola's Cabernet, Jameson's Irish Whiskey, and cheap Prosecco) indicate he wants to be prepared for any celebratory drinking occasion, or perhaps on the other hand, that he is depressed. Finally, the bouquet of flowers, is a clear indication of the sunshine in his soul and that he thinks, he's worth it."
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