Saturday, September 25, 2010

The General

I'm considering trading in the dented Mazda 323 for this two-wheeled General. But only if Sonia Q. wears cut-off shorts and calls me Luke. And only if my dad lets me call him Uncle Jesse. And Pasha lets me call him Rascoe. And Dr. Cahn lets me call him Enis. And Harper lets me call him Cooter. And, mostly, only if I can shoot flaming arrows at bad guys.

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