Siamese Dream

Well, the circus sideshow came through town. I paid to see the tiniest man and the bearded lady and I had a great time cracking jokes with the lobster boy, but the Siamese twins took my breath away. I offered to buy them a drink (two drinks that is) but these two beauties, connected since birth, wanted me to win them a black velvet Elvis in a game of skill and chance. After spending my paycheck trying to dart a balloon that never popped, they sent me off with this picture postcard (25 cents) and a kiss on the cheek- well both cheeks, that is.