Swinger

I like to think of myself as a swinger. But a bunch of foolios have tarnished that moniker, made it relate to hot-tubbin' in Marin and growing 80's mustaches and having "open relationships". That's not the kind of swinger I am. I go to county fairs and drop hard earned dollars at the ticket booth (or "booth-o boleto" in Mexico, where the carnivals are broken down and brilliant) and I ride the swings. It's a dying art form, but a noble one. I'm a swinger, and I'm taking back that word!